Some Classic Vic And Bob Quotes...
Vic: You wouldn't let it lie!
Audience: What's on the end of the stick, Vic?
Judge Nutmeg: What a terrible man, terrible man, terrible, terrible, terrible man!
Vic: Very poor...very poor indeed!
Living Carpet Vic: You lying get!
Living Carpet Bob: YOU lying get!
Living Carpet Bob: I heard that rumour
Living Carpet Vic: I know, I started it...
Vic: About this time of the evening, I like to slip a Caramac under a rabbit
The Stotts: Stop startin' man, start stoppin', stop startin'!
The Stotts: Marzipan's a private matter!
Mr. Dennis: I do not stock Curly Wurlies as they are far too elaborate...
Mr. Dennis: That got me quite riled!
Lister: It's a quality act, Reeves, you workshy fop!
Lister: I know Lawyers, doctors, dentists, stevedores and architects
Vic: I'm right naïve me, but happy...
Vic: You would not BELIEVE what's going on backstage...
Vic: Look at the size of that Sausage!
Vic: Only joking... or am I?
Bob: Ooh, Vic I've fallen.
All of these were not quite as funny when said by the least imaginative, most irritating person in the office!